Make up my pack,
Hobie is Yellow,
Hector he's black.
Hector is a Coonhound,
Hobie Black Mouth Cur,
And if I don't vacuum,
The house is full of fur.
My dogs are wicked smart,
Oh no, they're not dense,
Every day at seven-thirty,
Hector jumps the fence.
Hector plays with toys,
Hobie likes to bark,
We fenced in the back yard,
Named it K2's Dog Park.
And when I go to work,
The hounds they're left at home,
I tell them stay here be good boys,
And leave them all alone.
Orange cat Maggie,
She brings up the rear,
Mister Kitty and Filkin,
Well, they're no longer here.
So when you come to our house,
Don't mind the pet-hair soup,
Be careful walking on the lawn
For you might step in poop.
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